My daughter Leah's Kindergarten teacher sent home a small book of recipes compiled from her morning and afternoon knidergarten students in the spring of 2007.
WARNING: These recipes have been recorded *as remembered by the child* so use them with caution...

First, she cracks the eggs and puts them in the pot. Second, she puts salt and pepper. Third, she puts the butter. She cooks on the stove for 40 minutes on high temperature.
First, she puts hot water on the pot. Second, she puts the noodles in. Third, she puts the sauce and a little bit of onions. She cooks on the stove for 20 minutes on high temperature.
First, she turns on the stove. Second, she gets the pot. Third, she puts the noodles, chunks of tomatoes, the meat, and the sauce in and cooks it for 2 hours on medium temperature.
First, she cooks the chicken. Second, she puts the noodles in hot water. Third, she cooks the carrots. Fourth, she chops off the celery. Fifth, she puts them in a bowl in the microwave for 40 seconds on medium heat. Then I eat it.
First, she uses little green balls. Second, she uses rice and meat. Third, potatoes and carrots. She puts all this in a little pot and cooks it for 60 seconds on the stove on high heat.
She pours packet in the pot and she cooks it in the boiling water for 10 minutes on medium heat on top of the stove. Then I eat it.

She sprays Non-stick PAM on the pan. She puts shrimp in the pan. Then she puts it in the oven and cooks it for 5 minutes on medium heat. Then when it’s done cooking we take it out. Then we set the table and eat it.
First, she gets the bread. Second, she puts the red sauce on the bread. Third, she puts the cheese. Fourth, she puts the pepperoni on the cheese. Then she puts it in the oven for 5 minutes on medium heat. Then I eat it.

First, she puts pepper on the tomato soup. Second, she puts the salt, cheese, and butter in the tomato soup in a pan. Then she puts it in the oven and cooks it on high heat.
First, she takes the bread. Then she puts the peanut butter. She puts the jelly last. Then she cuts it in triangles or squares. Then I get to eat it.

First, she mixes the cookie dough. Second, she puts in the m&m’s. Third, she puts oatmeal flakes and butter. Fourth, she puts it in a pan in the oven, and she put it on high and cooks it for an hour. After an hour she takes it out and we eat it all for dessert.
She puts it in a bowl and waits until the water starts boiling. Then she puts in all the soup and it turns into chicken noodle soup.

She gets the sugar out. Second, she pours it in the bowl and she puts the eggs and brown sugar in the bowl. Third, she puts the milk in. Fourth, she makes the cookie dough. Fifth, she puts water and the chocolate chips in, and white sugar. Then she puts it in the oven on low temperature for 10 minutes.
First, she gets the noodles and she puts it in a pot. Second, she cooks it. Then she puts the shrimp in it. Third, she puts the white sauce and the salt in the pot. She cooks it on the stove for 1 minute on medium temperature.
First, she cooks the noodles in the pan. Second, she puts the red sauce. Third, she cooks the meatballs and puts some in the spaghetti. She cooks them in the microwave for 1 minute on high temperature.
First, she cuts the potatoes in pieces. Second, she puts meat in it. Third, she put Ìs the onion, tomatoes, and salt in the potatoes. Fourth, she puts the carrot in the pot and cooks it on the stove for 12 minutes on low temperature.

First, she bakes it around. Then she puts it in the oven. Then she puts it in the fridge. Then it’s frozen. She puts it in the oven again. It’s done. She cuts it in half. Then we eat it.
First, she puts meatballs in the microwave. She puts the spaghetti in the oven and cooks it for 9 minutes at 5 degrees. Then we eat it. Then we save more for when we come back from school.
First, she gets the bread and Cheetos. Second, she puts the peanut butter on the bread. Third, I put the Cheetos inside my sandwich and eat. It takes a few minutes to do it.
She puts it in the oven to let it dry up at 15 degrees for 53 minutes. Eat it.
She puts tomatoes in her sauce, and sausage. She cooks the sauce and puts all the stuff/toppings on the stove. She cooks it at a not so very hot temperature for 20 minutes. Then we eat it.
She buys dough from the store. She rolls out the dough and bakes it in the oven at 3 degrees for 4 minutes.

She gets ice and cream. Then she mixes it together and it makes ice cream.
She mixes it. It’s white and yellow. She cooks it in a pan on the oven on 6 for 5 minutes.
She puts milk and cheese. She cooks it in the oven at 15 degrees for 5 minutes. We eat it.

She puts cheese and bacon on bread and makes it taste really good, and I say thank you.
She mixes it up and then she puts it in the microwave. Then she cooks it in the pan on the stove on 20 degrees for 10 minutes. Eat it with bread and butter.
First, she puts pasta in and then mixes the ingredients. She bakes it in a big pot for 50 minutes not too high and a little low. Then we eat it.

She puts hot water in the can first. Then she puts macaroni and cheese in the can. Then I think that’s it.
First she puts all the stuff in. Then she cooks it on the stove at a very hot temperature for 10 or 12 minutes.

She gets the pan and mixes it. Then she cooks it on the oven on medium heat and takes it out at 8:00.
She puts the spaghetti noodles, then sauce. Then she puts it on a plate. She cooks it for 2 hours on low heat. Then I eat it.
First, she makes the crust. Second, she puts the sauce on the crust. Third, she puts the cheese on top of the sauce. Last, she puts the pepperoni on top of the cheese. Then she puts it in the oven and cooks it for 10 minutes on high heat.

She picks it from the store. She brings it home. She takes off the sticker. Then she washes the pear and cuts it in pieces. Then I eat it.
First, she puts pepper, oil, then the dough. Then after, she puts it on the oven for 60 minutes on medium heat.

She buys the cereal at Walmart. She pours it out in the bowl. She takes a spoon, then eats.
She makes hamburgers on the barbeque. She gets it out of the refrigerator. Then she puts it on the barbeque to cook for 45 minutes on medium heat. Then she takes it out of the barbeque. Then I eat.
She puts the water in first. Then she puts in mashed potatoes and broccoli. Last, she cooks it for 20 minutes on low on the stove.
First, she puts the spaghetti noodles, then the sauce for 1 minute on the stove on medium heat.
©2012 Taylor Anderson
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